Anonymous asked: "The thing is, Harry doesn't even like strip clubs. He's got this whole theory that they're turning humans into objects and Harry is not a friend of that. It is, however, Niall's birthday and Niall likes stripclubs because there are ladies (and sometimes lads) shaking their bums in his face, so Harry tags along. Somewhere between his third and fourth beer, a guy in a striped shirt and brazers enters the stage, strutting forward to the music of some musical Harry barely remembers knowing."
I saw this while at the gym and I started SCREAMING. I got a few looks and those looks will be worth it if you continue this. PLEASE.